Puss n boots.
We are being plagued by a tiny orange menace!
So far he has stolen...a tiny bobble-head turtle
and a plastic dinosaur from my desk.
I caught him red pawed with my Sharpie!!!
I've got you surrounded!
Now he's eating my pencil.
And he attacks my legs any chance he gets.
Where will the madness stop?!?
He knocks all my files on the floor, tip-toes across my laptop keyboard.
But I couldn't be any more in love with him.