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CRIMINY! What is my deal? I have been dropping things left and right for the past few days like a clutz or a wino who has no coordination. I feel okay...nothing's numb or tingly or anything like that. I just don't get it.

Yesterday, I was putting a glass baking dish of brownies in the oven for hubby. It slipped out of my hand and crashed to the tile floor. No big loss for MEEEEEEEE, hahahhhahhahahahaha, but a pretty darn big loss for hubby since he was the one who had a hankerin' and was gonna eat 'em.

This morning, I was making a green smoothie. Threw in my almond milk, banana, and forgot to put the spinach in to process first cuz if I don't it doesn't get blended real well, so I fished the banana out in two pieces and, yup, you guessed it, I dropped it on the floor. So I processed the spinach, put the banana back in the blender (yeah I washed it first, smartypants) and turned on the blender. WITHOUT putting the lid back on. Can you say "green smoothie volcano?" Spurted all over me...and the floor.

Went to the store today. I dropped my shopping list four times. Just a little while ago, got some cranberries ready to dehydrate. Put 'em on the tray thingie, walked over to the D, and there go all the cranberries rolling off the tray onto the floor cuz I didn't keep it level. Just now, I was transferring some coconut oil from the jar into a plastic squeeze bottle I keep in the bathroom. The little funnel I was using tipped over and spilled half of my precious CNO on the counter. Countless poor, defenseless little fruits have also taken the trip due to my clumsiness and gravity.

I'll tell ya, my floor is getting some tasty good eats these last couple days, uh huh, that's fo sho. I think I need to invest in some vitamin S. That would be vitamin stickyfingers if you're wondering what that is. LOL!

And oh yeah, do you ever go start to do something, like, go to the pantry or fridge to get something, and stare in at the shelves asking yourself what the heck you were gonna get? Yuppers. Story of my life this week. I feel like I've been stricken with the CRS disease. That would be "Can't Remember
$h!t disease if you're wondering what that is.

Man. TGIF in a really BIG way!!!! I think I'll go to bed early and get a good night's sleep; that is, if I don't roll out of bed onto the floor!!!!!!!!! Seems to be a recurring theme lately. TEEEEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE!