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Noooo - dh did not get sick from drinking my smoothie - he's on our land working so I drank the smoothie ALL BY MYSELF thank you !!!

okay - it wasn't green... YET... give me time there Wizard'ess Gwena... i'm workin on it! BUT - this blender WILL not make veggie smoothies I'm sure of it -- in fact I think it would kill this blender !!

And since it's not mine - i must make sure to return it in the same 'arthritic condition' as when i got it!! lol... needless to say - It's vErY slOw! Aside from casting a spell over it to work, dancing a 'go ~ blender ~ go' dance around it while it's slooowly whines away... throwing holy water on as it's running to dispel the blender demons and keep the smoke down... yea... it worked fine...

My smoothie consisted of fresh squeezed OJ, a handful of strawberries, a dollop of honey and one applebanana! OMG!! it was sooo good... the blender didn't quite break apart all the banana... so there were a few chunks in there - but they were tasty so it was all good.

So if it can't blend a BANANA... HELLO -- can you imagine... a GREEN SMOOTHIE - WITH CHUNKS.... omg...nooooo..

now the story about dh getting sick... hmmm hehehee... oh that is sooo not nice to laugh... .... heheheeee ... ... HEHEHHEEEEEE!!!


well... this actually happed a few nights ago - I just keep forgetting to tell you guyz about it...

anway -- dh was fixing meat for the dogs for dinner - and it was late... about 9:30pm. and he decided that he was going to have a hamburger with them... I DIDN'T SAY A WORD... cuz remember the LAST time he went all wako on me cuz I said something??? okay - I learned my lesson - so I just kept quiet...
you would have been proud - i didn't even glance his way while he was eating it -- just kept doin my thing ..... and let him eat stupid in peace.... ;)

that night - he has bad dreams, his tummy hurts, his head hurts, his legs ache, he can't sleep....

'WHY oh WHY' he keeps asking me - moaning all night... (talk about pity parties girls.... that man puts us ALL to shame!!).... ;) .... so - I offer to rub his head.... HEY -- THE HEAD ON TOP OF HIS SHOULDERS!! my goodness you rawbies are rowdy!! ;)

and I offer to rub his legs... i offer to rub his tummy.... he just Moaned and Groaned and tossed and turned allll night....

the next day - he's feeling a little better - and goes off to work.

that night... (some people do not learn lessons so easy do they...?) again... it's late... and dh wants to start making BEEF STEW??? ??? (I'm thinkin to myself - okay - stew beef - now that's pretty tough meat and it has to cook a looong time b4 it's tender... oookayy.....)

by the time its done - it's 10:30... me ?? I'm in bed like a good little Rawbie... ;) .... He apparently ate quite a huge ... HUGE bowl. soooo nOt good...

again with the moaning -- again with the groaning... only this time - he adds... 'it feels like i'm poisoned... i don't get it???'

so - if you ask me -- I'LL TELL YA...

SO in my best Xena voice I said....
'BECAUSE YOU ARE POISONED.... THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU -- THE MEAT IS POISON TO YOUR SYSTEM...'

and what do I get back .... (now you have to say this with a whiney voice...)
"but whyyy didn't youu telll meeee??? i feeel soooo siickkk...." oh my dear little dh....

He felt poisoned for at least 2 days after that and hasn't had any meat since that night! ;) Guess that's ONE way to quit eating meat! lol!!

Okay RAWBies - I'm headed off to our land - we're gunna spend the night and watch the moon again! See you tomorrow! btw- if I don't check in tomorrow - it's because we spent the night on the land again and there is no electricity out there... so RAWK ON it's day 2 of a RAWmacious RAWsome June!!
hugs! ;)