Georgina's Raw Journey
You cannot get ants out of your ears without killing them . . .
I was in the garden today and two ants got in my ears. Apart from being a horrible sensation, I found getting them out trickier than I imagined. They don't move if you tip your head and sort of shake; they go further in - ugh. So they ended up squished but at least out of my head.
The gardening was a good workout though.