Rudolph The Raw Food Reindeer

[Mary Anne]

I wrote this in my head on the way to work today in holiday spirit. Enjoy :)

Rudolph the Raw Food Reindeer

You know Atkins and South Beach and Vegan and Phen-Phen
Bally's, Ephedra and Yoga and Gold's Gym

But do you recall?
The most healthiest lifestyle of all?

Rudolph the raw food reindeer
Never ever cooked his food
And if you ever saw him
You would even say "He glows."

All of the SAD eating reindeer
Used to laugh and be skeptics
They never saw Raw Rudolph
Eat at any fast food place

Then one sunny Christmas day
Mother Nature came to say,
"Rudolph with your food so ripe,
Won't you sow my garden tonite?!"

Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"You were right all along Raw Rudolph,
This lifestyle really is for me!"

Love,
Mary Anne

[Alissa]

HA! i love it!

[qetta]

Mary Anne - That's so great!!

-Lisa

[Rawkinlocs]

That's cute Mary Anne :)

[Rawism]

Genius! You are so talented.

[monkeyboy]

Hi Mary Anne,

I'm not worthy!!!!!!!!!

Peace,
M.B. :)

[Helen Of Tennessee]

Cute, Mary Anne :D

Being raw seems to bring the writting talent out on some of the folks here. I sure do enjoy the poems and fair tales! Keep them coming :D Keep me smiling :D Keep life, light, happy and positive :D

<>< Helen of Tennessee

[SimplyRawesome]

How clever! :D That is SO adorable! Great job Mary Anne. Now, can you record that for us??!! LOL. ;)

[smasty]

Awesome!!!

[FEELIN'GOOD]

Made me laugh... so cute! I'm printing this and posting on my fridge.

You know, last night we went to eat at Denny's with a family friend. I was hoping for a nice big salad- I brought some of Alissa's dressing with me and everything. On their menu, there is not one salad that does not contain some sort of meat! I had to order a side salad or pay $8 for a salad I would have to have them remove 40% of the fixings from! Then my 'support you all the way hun' husband orders Country Fried steak with gravey! This morning he couldn't get out of bed. He asks me why is it so hard for me to wake up? I was like, maybe the 2 pounds of country fried steak and gravey setting up shop in your intestines have something to do with it???? Duh? How dumb. Here I am licking my tiny plate clean of greens... but I bounced out of bed this am!

[Mary Anne]

Thanks for the kind words everyone -- out of all the raw food message boards I posted this on, you folks gave the most responses!! So, thanks and Merry Raw Christmas!!

Feelin' Good, wow, I'm flattered you are posting my song on your refrigerator!! Thanks for sharing your story about your husband, I laughed out loud reading "my 'support you all the way hun' husband." -- I can relate. My boyfriend is about 60 percent raw, and he's still at the dehydrated foods stage, whereas I'm TRYING to move on to mono meals and restricting calories. He loves RAWEOS and raw Lara bars. On one hand he's telling me how great I look, but on the other hand he's going on and on about how nothing beats a nice dish of pasta or homemade pizza -- LOL!

Love,
Mary Anne