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Sharon in Colorado
11-30-2004, 06:18 PM
From: Frodo Baggins (66.180.141.217)
Subject: Man, fruigivore or tofugivore?
Date: November 29, 2004 at 10:01 pm PST

What was more appealing to primitive man, bitter small wild fruits or the succulent blocks of ripe tofu hanging from the branches of the wild tofu tree, dripping with the fresh morning dew? What was more invigorating, the boring endless search for small red berries, or the exilerating chase of the wild tofutti beast?

Sure they had cranberries at the first Thanksgiving, but what would that first Thanksgiving have been without tofurky? What could be more natural than soya beans, contaminated with transgenetic DNA, soaked, mashed, boiled, coagulated with calcium sulfate and pressed into blocks? Well I suppose lotsa things would be more natural than that, but nature is overrated anyway.

Happy Thanksgiving all you rawgetarians!

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