Best Sprouter Ever?

[DopeRawAbundance]

Here are the benefits I'm looking to enjoy:

- Automatic watering
- Sprouts the smallest seeds ever
- Cost tons 'o money
- Durable
- Well ventilated

What did I miss?

Anyone have experience with a sprouter thats fits the bill? The Best Spouter Ever?

Thanks for taking time out your day for stupid silly ol'... no good me.