ReneeSC
09-17-2005, 11:51 AM
This was written last year, on this forum, by member Stevek42. Sung to the tune of "The Devil went down to Georgia" ( Charlie Daniels )
The devil went to Alissa
He was looking to have a meal
He was in a bind to cook mankind
And he was willing to make a deal.
So he read Alissa's book
Makin' raw food and cookin' it not.
And the devil laid down a slab of meat
And said, "Girl lemme tell ya what."
I guess you didn't know it
But I can cook a meal too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
Now your food's pretty tasty, girl
But give the devil his due,
I'll bet an Excalibur dryer, or you retire
'Cause I think I'm better than you.
The girl said, "My name's Alissa
An' it might be a sin.
But I'll take your bet, you gonna regret
'Cause RAW's the best that's ever been."
Alissa sprout some beans an' seeds
And process up some figs
'Cause hell's the type of place
Where they eat cows, chickens, and pigs.
And if you win
You get this excalibur dehydrator today.
But if you lose, cooked food is here to stay!
The devil fired up his grill
And said "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from the charcoal
As he made those dark coals glow.
And he put a steak across the grill
And it made an evil hiss!
Then a pack of veggies joined the steak
And it sounded something like this.
*sounds of veggies screaming as they're unjustly burned*
When the devil finished Alissa said
Well that's pretty gross ol' son!
But sit down in that chair right there
An' let me show you how it's done!
Fire's bad for food and it's no fun,
Devil's cooking food, I'll use the sun.
Chickens go roost I'll make flax dough,
Alissa don't use meat, no-child-no.
*sounds of food processors and blenders*
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he handed her the excalibur
And he threw away his meat.
Alissa said, "Devil just come on back
If you wanna eat good again
'Cause I told you once you meat eatin' hog
Raw's the best that's ever been." she said
Fire's bad for food and it's no fun,
Devil's cooking food, I'll use the sun.
Chickens go roost I'll make flax dough,
Alissa don't use meat, no-child-no.
The devil went to Alissa
He was looking to have a meal
He was in a bind to cook mankind
And he was willing to make a deal.
So he read Alissa's book
Makin' raw food and cookin' it not.
And the devil laid down a slab of meat
And said, "Girl lemme tell ya what."
I guess you didn't know it
But I can cook a meal too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
Now your food's pretty tasty, girl
But give the devil his due,
I'll bet an Excalibur dryer, or you retire
'Cause I think I'm better than you.
The girl said, "My name's Alissa
An' it might be a sin.
But I'll take your bet, you gonna regret
'Cause RAW's the best that's ever been."
Alissa sprout some beans an' seeds
And process up some figs
'Cause hell's the type of place
Where they eat cows, chickens, and pigs.
And if you win
You get this excalibur dehydrator today.
But if you lose, cooked food is here to stay!
The devil fired up his grill
And said "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from the charcoal
As he made those dark coals glow.
And he put a steak across the grill
And it made an evil hiss!
Then a pack of veggies joined the steak
And it sounded something like this.
*sounds of veggies screaming as they're unjustly burned*
When the devil finished Alissa said
Well that's pretty gross ol' son!
But sit down in that chair right there
An' let me show you how it's done!
Fire's bad for food and it's no fun,
Devil's cooking food, I'll use the sun.
Chickens go roost I'll make flax dough,
Alissa don't use meat, no-child-no.
*sounds of food processors and blenders*
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he handed her the excalibur
And he threw away his meat.
Alissa said, "Devil just come on back
If you wanna eat good again
'Cause I told you once you meat eatin' hog
Raw's the best that's ever been." she said
Fire's bad for food and it's no fun,
Devil's cooking food, I'll use the sun.
Chickens go roost I'll make flax dough,
Alissa don't use meat, no-child-no.