skier2
02-14-2010, 09:56 AM
Once the was a Saturday
And it proved very SAD
My grandma made some birthday cake
For the birth of my dad
And I decided that it
Would be a good idea
To eat a piece or two or three
But now I hardly see ya.
You see, my eyes are swollen
They're nearly swollen shut
And so too are my hands enlarged
Balloon-sized, like my butt
It looks like I'm inflated
I can't be seen this way
I'm glad I'm raw and though I strayed
I'll always eat this way
Raw food's simply beautiful
Raw food is divine
I like raspberries,
and romaine and when I dine
I do not like white flour
Or even stone-ground wheat
'Cause, frankly, keeping that crap down
Can be a mighty feat.
And it proved very SAD
My grandma made some birthday cake
For the birth of my dad
And I decided that it
Would be a good idea
To eat a piece or two or three
But now I hardly see ya.
You see, my eyes are swollen
They're nearly swollen shut
And so too are my hands enlarged
Balloon-sized, like my butt
It looks like I'm inflated
I can't be seen this way
I'm glad I'm raw and though I strayed
I'll always eat this way
Raw food's simply beautiful
Raw food is divine
I like raspberries,
and romaine and when I dine
I do not like white flour
Or even stone-ground wheat
'Cause, frankly, keeping that crap down
Can be a mighty feat.