Ponderisms

[Raw Joy]

I just got an e-mail with a list of "Ponderisms" that covered multiple subjects. I thought I'd share these two.

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'

:D

[lovenlife]

Hahahahaha

..and who then said, "lets put this milk in a bottle, design a nipple like mamas and feed the baby'". Or worse make a faux milk with chemicals for the babe.

...and who was the first person to say lets feed , inject drugs and hormones in them,and make fat all these lovely animals so they can be fed to humans and make them sick?

..and who was the first person to say lets poisin all the people with "food" and then give them medicine to pretend to fix them (lame I know)

....and who was the first person to say "let us make a fire and COOK our food?" (lets blame it on the cave man)

ok I wll try harder and add to this
I am certain this will be a good thread!

[Raw Joy]

I was just sharing. But you're right, this could be a great thread for people adding their own "ponderisms."


Who was the first person to look at at a chicken and say "You know, I bet if we took all of the feathers off that bird, it would look mighty tasty."

[lovenlife]

oh did you not want additions? sorry thought it would be fun

RIGHT a CHICKEN of all creatures....eeeeek

[Raw Joy]

I just didn't think about additions. But once you mentioned it, I thought this group could probably come up with some really good ones.

[lovenlife]

I know. I cant wait to seeeeee. Thankx for starting it!

[JennaHoneyBear]

I just got an e-mail with a list of "Ponderisms" that covered multiple subjects. I thought I'd share these two.

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'

:D

lol probably just from observations of other animals ;)