The 7 commandmends for raw foodists:

[Gosia]

1. Thou shalt eat raw foods, even when thou art convinced that this is unnecessary, lest cooked foods take cruel vengeance upon thee when thou least expect it.

2. Thou shalt eat raw foods thou enjoy, for thy joy is better than creating new impediments.

3. Thou shalt not dissect everything thou eat into percentages, calories or daily requirements, for chaos and madness await thee at its end.

4. Thou shalt not dwell on thy relapses, for the gods shall surely punish thee for that.

5. Thou shalt allow your body to transition to raw foods at a pace it can, for a harsh discipline shall make thy go mad.

6. Thou shalt foreswear, renounce, and abjure the vile heresy which claimeth that "Sweet fruit is bad for thee".

7. Thou shalt have no commerce with this barbarous belief that thy need milk for strong bones, meat for protein and junk food for occasional enjoyment.




(I could not have done it without http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/ten-commandments.html)

[Sara81]

Oh that's GOOD! Me likes :)

[Autumn]

LOL! Very good!!! Thanks for sharing! :D

[squidly]

now that thee like - thanks Gosia for the smile you put on my face and relief in my heart as some of those commandments I needed reminding of

[Sweet lips]

Wonderful!!!!

[Essensual]

We all need to post this on the fridge!

[nemo]

heya Gosia! i've missed you from the 'rawfoodsupport' board when you vanished a while back...

good to see you posting again...

3. Thou shalt not dissect everything thou eat into percentages, calories or daily requirements, for chaos and madness await thee at its end.

HUZZAH!! damn straight...



6. Thou shalt foreswear, renounce, and abjure the vile heresy which claimeth that "Sweet fruit is bad for thee".


as always i remain, a full on heretic... bitterest greens O' Gosia, bitterest greens... my joy, and hope for the world..

your pal

nemo

[Gosia]

All the best to all!

Nemo, I have not vanished. I have BEEN vanished. No particular reason. At some point, I just could log in no more, the problem was never fixed, and never explained to me either. So I do not know whether it was the laziness of the moderator or what. I moved on. No regrets.

Hey, I love greens too. But recently, I have not been so much into the bitter ones, perhaps I am going thorugh a phase?:)

Can you think of a commandment 8 about the greens?

Love,
Gosia

[CAdreamer]

Great !!

8. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's provisions, nor the photos of his best preparations, nor the foods unavailable to you...rather be content with that ye have, for your bounty is great.

[nemo]

oh, i know what it's like to be 'vanished' over at that other place...like 7x hahaha....

lettuce see... a Green Commandment, eh?

...i'm not all for 'thou shalts', and wot not... commanding folk seems a bit presumptious as well...

still how's this:

Eat the Rich Dark Greens, from health Mineralized Soil, chewed to liquid instead of that 3rd slice of dehydrated raw coco cheese pie....

nemo

[Gosia]

Sounds very tempting (although, I can imagine sleeples nights and heart palpitations after that). Still, chewing the greens until they liquidize even more so, I must give it a try. I guess I am talking to an experienced person in this matter.

Presumptios? Yes, absolutely. I have never been into that type of christianity, still (or, perhaps, hence) I find it funny.

Gosia.