VeGenesis
11-28-2009, 03:46 AM
i was told in many variations that it was a stupid idea.
I have this feeling that this is seriously what i need to do, (almost a type of calling?)
:D Raw food is the most stupid idea the world has ever heard! :D
My doctor told me that if I want to eat raw and make myself really healthy, that was up to me.
But if I keep teaching to this to many people, just think what will happen!
Most doctors will go out of business and have to learn auto mechanics! There will always be sick cars!
Hospitals will close - there just won't be enough accidents to keep most of them open! We will have to turn them into low cost housing, because who would want to live in a hospital anyway?
Pharmacies will shut down and large manufacturing of pills, potions and shots will just dry up. They will have to start making flying saucers instead of those little flying pills that used to land all over my floor because they made me so dizzy I could not hold the pill bottle right. Now I don't take those pills since I became raw my doctor says I don't need them. I need a flying saucer!
Major health related business will fold - and why? Just so people can have better health and live longer and stronger and happier?
This will kill the Agro Business. Beef ranches and pig farmers will go bankrupt! I never personally met Mr. Agro, I once thought he was the Vice President to the former Vice President Nixon - that got kicked out of the White House for cheating on his farm taxes, but maybe that was a different guy.
1,000,000 bakeries will close. Not to mention all those companies making machines to harvest wheat and the farmers who raise grains will need to switch to raw food for people and oh my God, there are not enough people to buy all that food they used to feed the animals!
Workers in stove and oven manufacturing will lose their jobs! Carpenters building new houses will have to redesign kitchens!
Police will lose there jobs! I know this because it is a well know fact that the primary job of most police is to protect the donuts shops that will not exist any longer!
Everyone will stop talking about green house gasses as this would not be a problem if everyone ate Raw Vegan.
The G-8 summit will have nothing to talk about! After all, global warming will be a thing of the past. Not only that but starvation and food shortages will be gone too! I mean, isn't it better that rich politicians eat pigs and cows and chickens and die early rather than living long and messing up the country even more?
The hole in the ozone will close and all those guys collecting R-12 used refrigerant will be out of work!
We can feed the poor! Instead of feeding cows, pigs and beef for the rich to die young on, poor starving children in the Philippines may enjoy a life that reaches adulthood. Eating raw vegan increases the world food supply as most food is now fed to animals to make meat and milk! Where can people get rich doing that?
Yes, Raw Vegan Food is the most stupid idea the world has ever heard. If everyone did this the whole world would be changed and much of the way of life we have would be destroyed...
Can you think of any way that everyone eating RAW would change the world?
Fast Food would be Fast Gone down the tubes!
:) What a wonderful new world we would have! :)
I have this feeling that this is seriously what i need to do, (almost a type of calling?)
:D Raw food is the most stupid idea the world has ever heard! :D
My doctor told me that if I want to eat raw and make myself really healthy, that was up to me.
But if I keep teaching to this to many people, just think what will happen!
Most doctors will go out of business and have to learn auto mechanics! There will always be sick cars!
Hospitals will close - there just won't be enough accidents to keep most of them open! We will have to turn them into low cost housing, because who would want to live in a hospital anyway?
Pharmacies will shut down and large manufacturing of pills, potions and shots will just dry up. They will have to start making flying saucers instead of those little flying pills that used to land all over my floor because they made me so dizzy I could not hold the pill bottle right. Now I don't take those pills since I became raw my doctor says I don't need them. I need a flying saucer!
Major health related business will fold - and why? Just so people can have better health and live longer and stronger and happier?
This will kill the Agro Business. Beef ranches and pig farmers will go bankrupt! I never personally met Mr. Agro, I once thought he was the Vice President to the former Vice President Nixon - that got kicked out of the White House for cheating on his farm taxes, but maybe that was a different guy.
1,000,000 bakeries will close. Not to mention all those companies making machines to harvest wheat and the farmers who raise grains will need to switch to raw food for people and oh my God, there are not enough people to buy all that food they used to feed the animals!
Workers in stove and oven manufacturing will lose their jobs! Carpenters building new houses will have to redesign kitchens!
Police will lose there jobs! I know this because it is a well know fact that the primary job of most police is to protect the donuts shops that will not exist any longer!
Everyone will stop talking about green house gasses as this would not be a problem if everyone ate Raw Vegan.
The G-8 summit will have nothing to talk about! After all, global warming will be a thing of the past. Not only that but starvation and food shortages will be gone too! I mean, isn't it better that rich politicians eat pigs and cows and chickens and die early rather than living long and messing up the country even more?
The hole in the ozone will close and all those guys collecting R-12 used refrigerant will be out of work!
We can feed the poor! Instead of feeding cows, pigs and beef for the rich to die young on, poor starving children in the Philippines may enjoy a life that reaches adulthood. Eating raw vegan increases the world food supply as most food is now fed to animals to make meat and milk! Where can people get rich doing that?
Yes, Raw Vegan Food is the most stupid idea the world has ever heard. If everyone did this the whole world would be changed and much of the way of life we have would be destroyed...
Can you think of any way that everyone eating RAW would change the world?
Fast Food would be Fast Gone down the tubes!
:) What a wonderful new world we would have! :)