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Thick
09-27-2009, 01:23 PM
When your body is populated with organisms that digest wheat, dairy etc, that the cravings for them will continue. After you have stopped eating those foods, the tiny life dies away and is replaced by a colony that thrives on and craves fruits and vegetables and other plants.

You know how someone who doesn't eat beans regularly has a LOT of gas after one bean meal? And a vegetarian doesn't? That's because you have to kind of grow a colony of organisms that can digest your foods. The intense cravings are probably the screams and chants of that well established colony.

"WE WANT BREAD WE WANT BREAD WE WANT DAIRY WE WANT DAIRY WE WANT ROTTING MEAT WE WANT ROTTING MEAT they chant as they have their little rally inside you, resisting the changes your new governor has brought. They have sneaky spies whispering into your thoughts, subverting your pure intentions. You have to oust them, starve them out--but the health of your colony is at stake!!=)

Will your new republic succeed? Will you evolve into your higher self, a utopian colony of enlightenment? Or will the subversive whispers convince you of just how needed and important they are to you.

Hey, it's me, your old friend chicken noodle soup...You KNOW I'd NEVER hurt you..I'm a healer....

"SEND DOWN THE WHEAT SEND DOWN THE WHEAT SEND DOWN THE BIRD CARCASS SEND DOWN THE BIRD CARCASS"

"NO! You're not a healer! You are more wheat and meat! You fooled my Mom into giving it to me, it's true--but now I see you for what you are!!"

Deny those cravings!

Fill yourself with the good guys!=)>~

Veganforlife
09-27-2009, 01:50 PM
::standing up and applauding::
...now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

RawSar
09-27-2009, 03:16 PM
Hahahahahah that's very cute I like that! :)

ViolinCyndee
09-27-2009, 03:41 PM
You. Rock. Majorly.

cbowden
09-28-2009, 11:01 AM
Bravo!

What a simple but powerful explanation of what's happening in our 'battle' with the bad SAD cravings.

Very creative!

rawrawks
09-28-2009, 07:08 PM
toooo funnnny. Love it.

Aleesha Sattva
09-28-2009, 09:32 PM
Here comes the juice, here comes the juice...

Thick
09-29-2009, 09:05 AM
I'd just like to add that I am grateful to the universe that the little bad guys exist. After all, they have kept me alive for the greater part of my life. It's such a blessing to be an omnivore, really. But I am so thankful to have the intelligence to choose to evolve away from being a garbage eater (that is what we're doing, right? evolving?)

Shine
09-29-2009, 09:10 AM
I think I'm goona print this out and stick it on my fridge :)