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rawpriestess
08-05-2005, 01:38 PM
I was posting in a different thread and thought this might be a fun thing to start a thread about.

I went to a friend's house for Thanksgiving last year, and I took a ton of raw foods for everyone to share, they loved the dehydrated crisp zucchini chips, so (of course) I left them there, so the next day, he emails me that they have gone soggy on him, (I guess he put them on a plate in the fridge, not back in the ziplock I took them in.

So, I told him to dehydrate the, well he didn't have a dehydrator, so I told him he could try the oven, and how to do that, well somehow I miscommunicated, and he had soggy, hot zucchini chips, ICK

I took the pesto stuffed mushrooms to a freind's house for dinner, and she didn't have a dehydrator, so she tried to warm them up in the microwave, burst those little suckers all over the inside of her microwave, and they were terrible, and all crumbly, ICK

I took my creamy corn chowder to a friend's house, and I had put it on the stove to "fingerwarm" just so it was a little nicer, this is when it was snowing at Christmas, and I didn't know her stove, so I turned the dial to HIGH, not LOW, (as the letters had rubbed off the knobs) in only a few seconds, the stuff was boiling, and I (of course) didn't eat it, but Dragggon said it lost all of it's flavor and sweetness. It also got a little curdly. ICK

I was at a feast once, put on by a really well known famous raw chef, and I was only a helper in the kitchen, the chef putting on the feast needed a bunch of fresh herbs, and greens, so I brought a ton out of our gardens, it was Yule feast, so we only had winter greens etc.

I gave him some of the herbs and greens, and then I had another bag that was just some arugula plants that didn't look very good to eat, but I told him he could plant them and have fresh arugula later on in the spring.

When I gave him the Arugula plants, he said, let's just toss it in the salad for flavor, I tried to explain that it had baby slugs on it, and he didn't even care (I spent 2 hours trying to pick them out of the large salad he had made) ICK
(needless to say, the last time I helped him in the kitchen)

This same chef at the same feast had made some really wonderful terrene to place avocado mousse on top of, he wanted it warm, but there was no dehydrator there, and he hadn't brought his own. So, he placed them in the oven on warm, but they had parchment paper on the bottoms of them, and the parchment caught on fire, which caught some grease in the oven on fire. So, not only was some of it "cooked", it all tasted like cooked burned grease. ICK

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Now for the really fun part

Recipe mishaps

I have made muffins that were hard little rocks that even my dog wouldn't eat, because I dehydrated them too long.

I have made these same muffins, that I tried to reconstitute by letting them soak in water to reabsorb some moisture, to then try to re-dehydrate, that were even worse the second time around ICK

I have made an onion, cream, cucumber salald, where I added waaaaaaayyyyy too much onion, and not enough cucumber, and not enough cream, and it was like eating a raw onion, with some kind of slimy white stuff on it, and a couple of green flecks in it, ICK (I loved it, everyone else hated it-but was polite)

I have made a jam tart that was super delicious before dehydrating, then after dehydrating tasted like dirt (lost all of it's flavor) ICK

I have made a wheat berry tortilla, that tasted terrible, I mean, really nasty, I still to this day, don't know what I did to it. ICK

I make fruit leather all the time (grandkids love them) and we have two apple pear trees, well, no matter how much you love apple pears, you can only eat so many, so I tried to make apple pear leather, had no flavor, so I made some with honey, but the honey never dries, so I added some other stuff to it, so when I finally ended up with something, it was like the creature that wouldn't die, in some horror movie, whatever it was, it was not of this earth.

Apple pear, honey, jicama, apple, berry, banana torte alien being.ICK

sport
08-05-2005, 02:39 PM
You should have posted this yesterday before I put my dehydrated crisps on a plate in the fridge. They are now back in the dehydrator

rawgrrl
08-05-2005, 06:41 PM
LOL. Great. Good to know I'm not the only one blowing up my kitchen.

Ginger
08-05-2005, 06:48 PM
http://tinypic.com/a1ojue.gif Those are great!!

The other day I was making onion bread in my dehydrator and I was talking on the phone and not paying attention to what I was doing. I had the tray full of onion bread batter on the counter ready to go in & instead of putting in in the dehydrator I started to throw it in the trash!! Luckily I stopped just short of tossing it & then, still talking away, headed to the fridge with it instead of the dehydrator!

Within days of getting my vitamix, I used the tamper without the lid on & chopped it up with my smoothie.

UltrasonicRaw
08-05-2005, 10:28 PM
the visual i get of you chopping up your vitamix stick thingy is freaking me out! what a disaster! i have ALMOST dont that too. yikes! that is one powerful blender too!

my enchiladas were a disaster, the insides tasted like dirt.

tortilla chips that were too thin and turn to a spider webby type dust.

cheese that tasted like lemons, ick!

muffins that had molded during the dehydration. (i actually ate one before i figured it out!)

bacon (marinated eggplant) that tasted like salty bitter shoe leather.

ummmmm, i have taken a break from the dehydrator, thank goodness its summer with lots of fruits and veggies available.

rawpriestess
11-22-2005, 02:32 PM
Bumping this up, because I have made so many new mistakes in the kitchen,

Like the time I made the onion bread, but mixed the flax seed with some onion first, before I minced all the onion, so I had big flax seed lumps in my onion bread, argh, no matter what I did they would not flatten out, so my onion bread had these mysterious alien lumpettes all over. tasted good though LOL

Then the time, just recently, I finally made the eggplant bacon, but (as we speak they are still in the dehydrator-after 2 months) they just won't dehydrate, I used only 1/4 cup of the oil, not 3/4 cup, it just looked wrong to me.

And they are still floppy, taste icky too, as we ran out of cayenne and had to use our own peppers, dragon thai, I think they are way hotter than cayenne, because the bacon really burns your mouth.

Then the time, I made banana ice cream with some raspberries, but wanted them to be in molds, so I placed them in a muffin tin, but they wouldn't release, so I we soaked the tin in hot water for just a second, to release the ice cream molds, but they still wouldn't release, so we soaked them a few minutes longer, then we had melted ice cream, the whole time we had guests waiting for our delicious dessert, we plopped them back onto plates and stuffed them in the freezer, then went in to tell our guests, we were going to make them wait just a little longer for their entre' to settle, and then when we finally got them out of the freezer, we had these flatten boob type shapes on plates, all pink and weird looking, so we dropped a bunch of fresh sliced strawberries on them, and a couple of mint leaves, and presented them, they were okay, but such drama, drama, drama over a dessert. LOl


Then,........(to be continued-I'm sure) LOLOLOLOL

Ariannah
11-22-2005, 02:43 PM
The other day, I tried for the first time (not the successful time as posted yesterday) to make the crepes with the banana leather wraps.

While the banana leather was dehydrating, it appeared to peel off the teflex sheet really easily, so I thought, "Wow, I could just transfer this to the mesh sheet and it'll dry more quickly!"

Sure enough it folded over on itself, leaving a big pile of banana goo with a nice border of perfect leather! The kids ate it all up, though so all was not lost.

Lesson: Thou shalt not attempt to outsmart your dehydrator!

mellyc37
11-22-2005, 07:41 PM
My husband told me I should move the trash can to the other side of the kitchen so it would be easier for me throw out all the stuff I keep trying to make.

rawpriestess
11-23-2005, 06:23 AM
Oh mellyc37,

I would tell him I'm gonna' move it to his side of the bed!!! LOL

yes, just like learning any new skill or kind of food preparation, like learning to make French or italian, etc, it takes time, persistance, and patience, knowledge etc, to truly develop the skill of preparing food.

I've been doing this professionally for 4 years, and I STILL make big mistakes, and errors.

So, keep at it, and do your best to find items you think you will like by looking at the ingredients.

Also, ask alot of questions here, because so many of us, LOVE certain recipes, and really don't like others.

So, if you want a good one, the pesto stuffed mushrooms is excellent, I don't know any one who doesn't love it, also the date nut torte, and the zucchini pasta and marinara sauce.

mmmmmmmmmmmm I'm getting hungry here. :)

maydolphin10
11-23-2005, 10:32 AM
cute thread! i've made sooo many mistakes, its not even funny! i don't go by recipes usually, so i'm always adding more ingredients to make stuff taste better and then i end up with 5 times more than i originally wanted to make. not a big problem, but my fridge runs out of space very quickly!

jennplas
11-23-2005, 11:22 AM
This is the perfect topic today! i wanted to share what my husband did 2 days ago. he is not raw, and has no interest in being raw, but he respects my choices.
Anyway, there was some chicken in the fridge for him and at lunch he wanted to warm it up. if there is any meat in the fridge, he always pan fries it. Since we moved i have not replenished any condiments.
I asked him that night what he made for lunch. he said "well i took that chicken but it was a bit dry so i took that big bottle of soya sauce you have in the fridge". I burst out laughing... he used a QUARTER of my 18$ a bottle (+ shipping) Nama Shoyu !!!! i just laughed and he didnt understand why. i usually use it so sparingly!! needless to say i got him to buy himself his own 1$ bottle of soya sauce.

:)
jennP

levamssg
11-23-2005, 11:26 AM
I've done the vitamix - chop up the food pusher thing. Just after getting it, I was demo'ing to my husband how wonderful it makes smoothies ... threw in the last of the mangos, oranges, and bananas, and promptly shredded the pusher with them when I pushed everything down without the lid.

Needless to say, he wasn't impressed with his first smoothie!

RawFoodieMom
11-25-2005, 09:27 PM
ROFL! Thanks for reviving this thread RP, great stories! I can SO relate...

The first time I made almond milk, I got my nut-milk bag, all excited to use it for the first time, held it over the sink while I proceeded to pour the milk from my vitamix pitcher into the bag. Then I strained the milk, squeezed the nut milk bag until I was certain I had strained enough, looked at the pulp left in the bag and it look pretty dry. I thought "job well done", then proceeded to glance in the sink and finally realize all my milk had gone down the drain... DUH! LOL

Debra

JennaBoBenna
11-25-2005, 11:52 PM
Not exactly funny...buttt...
I made a dressing not knowing that the olive oil had gone bad and I have a very sensitive stomach...and I'll leave you all to guess what happened about 4 hours later... :p :o