This is hilarious!!

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http://www.dwhudson.net/english/ads.html

Enjoy=)

[Inca_faerie]

these are TOO funny!!:D wow that is some emotional pastry...I can honestly say I've never had hoodles before. I wont even try to imagine what a "delicious feed nonle" is lolol. I'm totally going to ask for "benign girl" for chirstmas...

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I am so glad you liked it-- I was literally belly laughing and crying--not something I do nearly enough of=) I haven't laughed like that since this--
http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

[Inca_faerie]

I am so glad you liked it-- I was literally belly laughing and crying--not something I do nearly enoguh of=) I haven't laughed like that since this--
http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

*wipes tears away* you are killing me with these!! my face srsly hurts now from laughing. The chicken liver bake and inspiration soup are my faves, lol I have to show these to my mom. Thanks for the funnies.:D

[rawstrength]

It really is like this in China. One time, the English (?) directions on the tag of my hotel hair drier were so messed up that they were indecipherable.

[kitlynne]

I woke up my boyfriend I was laughing so hard. =)

[Riiiya]

LOL i'm dying at work here, my eyes are full of tears!! the one about "shape of intestines" went all around the office LOL LOL

[Emma-Liza]

The sites where they recreate the old recipes make me so happy.
My House is Cuter than Yours (http://myhouseiscuterthanyours.blogspot.com/) is a fun one!
Here's another WW card:
Crown roast of wienies (http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/155/1241/1600/893.jpg), anyone?

[petaltothemetal]

Aww, brings back memories. I was married to a Japanese national and his parents used to call me - one on each phone in the house - and try to speak (both at once!) to me in Korean, which somehow they were POSITIVE I knew, despite the fact that I had actually taken JAPANESE classes and wasn't really even that good... Every little once in awhile they'd drop an almost unrecognizable English word. They thought I was very sweet and traditional and congratulated my husband on his choice (until we divorced, that is...) because those very few words I answered were most pleasant!!!

Our son has been to Japan a few times to visit and enjoys the bad translations.

In most of Asia, longer words are more formal and polite. Hence the pet shop called FONDLE DOGS!

[petaltothemetal]

Woah, where's Alissa?
The yak. lives in the plateau with an devation of 4000 metres. It is a semi-domesticatedanimal. It eats not only the grass but also the natural medical plant such as the Chinese caterpillar fungus(cordyceps simensis), the wild pseudo-ginseng, the potentillar auserina, etc. So the beef of the yak is the fresh and tonic with delicious taste, and is the best green food.