The Cauliflower Chronicles

[GlimR]

The Cauliflower Incident

Can I eat this, shouldn’t, should.
Is raw gourmet less than good?
Yesterday complainin’, bitchin’,
Now I’m blazin’ in the kitchen.

Dark sweet cacao macaroons
Scent the air with sweet perfumes.
Glazed pecans and coconut
Gets me off my lazy butt.

Buckwheat Crispies. Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!
Great for dinner, snacks or lunch!
Soaked and dried, small buckwheat groats,
Oatmeal goods without the oats.

Spicy, soft Raw World tortillas,
Taco Bell don’t want to see yas.
Chili, cumin, corn and lime
Flexi-crisp and so divine.

Drying now in dehydrator,
Damn I’ll have to wait till later.
What to do, Oh what to eat
Won’t have burgers, cheese or wheat!

Wheels are spinning, now’s the hour
Let’s play with my cauliflower.
Wash it, slice it, food process
Put it in a pretty dress…
Oh No!! *slaps self…erase!!!)

Grainy, almost looks like rice
Hmnnn I think this will be nice.
Scoop it into matching dishes
Lotus flower minus fishes.

One for pudding, fruit and nuts,
Raisins, nanners, apple cuts.
Sweet agave, cinnamon
Touching food is so much fun.

One like shards of buttered rice
Yeast and salt and braggs for spice.
Stir it up it looks delicious.
Feeling cool and so ambitious.

Last bowl beckons, avocado
Corn and lime call with bravado
Onions red, cilantro bright
Here’s my supper for tonight.

Kitchen here is such a wreck
Smells like heaven-what the heck!!
It’s ok, won’t shed a tear
Raw is great…wish you were here!!

[Vaclare79]

Wow, that's great. I love it. :p

[Eva]

I really enjoyed that! It had a good rhythm to it, made me laugh. :)

[JennaBoBenna]

That's great!!

[GlimR]

hahahahaaaaaaa...I apparently had WAY too much time on my hands yesterday!!!:eek:
Glad it made you guys smile~:)

[gingincal]

OK I want some of what Glimr's having! ;)

[Eva]

I know, right! She's even got the recipe picture there to tease us!

[Emma-Liza]

Fantastic! That poem was so much fun!

Did you have a favorite dish?

[Anastazia]

As a fellow poet, I've got to say, LOVE IT, love it, love it!
& it made me glad I have a fridge fulla cauliflower! Now to go find the rest of that stuff!
You're so creative!
& sometimes too much time on our hands is a wonderful thing!
~Anastazia~

[GlimR]

ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa...........:D
*bumping for cauliflower lovers everywhere!*

[HolyGuacamole]

Brava, GlimR!

[Riiiya]

hihihi :D:D:D this put a smile SO big that my face couldn't contain it! :p

........reads all over again.............

"Wheels are spinning, now’s the hour
Let’s play with my cauliflower"

aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha this is so great!!

[gritsnla]

Hats off to our RAW poet! What a creative talent!

[shashibala]

Your supper looks deeeeelicious!