stevek42
06-29-2005, 09:52 PM
I know we're nowhere near Christmas, but my wife and I were thinking about how odd everyone (family, friends, etc) thinks the RAW diet is, and we ended up making a parody of a popular Christmas song to that effect...I figured this would be the place to share it. :)
Chestnuts dehydrating on a teflex sheet,
Freezer burn nipping at your corn,
You can't eat a thing that was made with heat,
And your buckweat sprouts aren't yet born.
Everybody knows Alissa's date tortes and fudge balls
Help to make the season bright,
Fruits making your tiny tots bounce off the walls,
They'll find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that the dehydrator will take a day;
It's loaded with crackers and fruit leathers on a tray.
And at some point it will all be dry,
It tastes great, you can't deny.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To RAWers from one to ninety-two,
Althrough it's been said many times, many ways,
A very RAW Christmas to you...
Thank you, and good night. I'm here all week, try the lentils!
Chestnuts dehydrating on a teflex sheet,
Freezer burn nipping at your corn,
You can't eat a thing that was made with heat,
And your buckweat sprouts aren't yet born.
Everybody knows Alissa's date tortes and fudge balls
Help to make the season bright,
Fruits making your tiny tots bounce off the walls,
They'll find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that the dehydrator will take a day;
It's loaded with crackers and fruit leathers on a tray.
And at some point it will all be dry,
It tastes great, you can't deny.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To RAWers from one to ninety-two,
Althrough it's been said many times, many ways,
A very RAW Christmas to you...
Thank you, and good night. I'm here all week, try the lentils!