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Autumn
05-24-2005, 08:07 PM
I just had some fantastic watermelon and it moved me so, that I was inspired to write this beautiful tribute. Don't be jealous, now.


Watermelon, nice and round
Sweetest one I ever found
Outside green and inside red
It is bigger than my head

Great big piece fits on my plate
Mandy watched while I ate
Licked her lips she wanted some too
I said, “No watermelon for you.”

DaddyÂ’s getting another slice
HeÂ’d get me another too if heÂ’s nice
Three pieces have gone down the hatch
While sitting in the watermelon patch

Spit the seeds out ‘cross the way
Neighbor looks and I said, “hey!”
I know heÂ’d eat some if I offered
Too bad heÂ’s a jerk and leaves his trashcans on our property and lets his dog go in our yard and complains about the other neighbors and always has 10 cars in front of his house andÂ…Â…

Watermelon, so sweet and delish
Time to get me another dish


No parts of this poem can be copied or otherwise reproduced without express written permission by my dog, Mandy.

Revvell
05-24-2005, 08:38 PM
LMAO!!!!

Revvell

VeganVixen
05-24-2005, 08:57 PM
HA!!!! Too cute :p

rawpriestess
05-25-2005, 12:03 AM
Autumn,

How clever and adorable, I especially loved the neighbor thingy. I laughed right out loud.

Very cute.

Tell Mandy she did a good job.

Rawkinlocs
05-25-2005, 12:03 AM
ROTFLMBO!! That is TOO darn cute Autumn!! :p :D

fruitbat
05-25-2005, 03:15 AM
OH YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND COOL AUTUMN
that was really good and has cheered me up give mandy a big cuddle for me shes great too ive been bedridden for 3 days with sickness and getting up to see this and your smiley face has put a smile back on my face
YOUR THE BEST :D :D :D :D

Sharon in Colorado
05-25-2005, 08:57 AM
Awwww, c'mon, throw the dog a slice!

That was GREAT! You've just got to submit it somewhere now!

:)

Autumn
05-25-2005, 03:54 PM
Thank you, thank you, thank you. *bows* *curtseys* *picks roses up from the stage floor* Really, you are all too kind. *blushes* *bows again* Oh, I'm humbled. :p


Fruitybatty :p - glad to see you SMILIN'!!!!! Feel better very soon! :D :D

VeganVixen
05-25-2005, 04:25 PM
and dont forget all the "wolf whistles" from the male audience members :p