Things overheard at a Raw Seminar

[monkeyboy]

Hi Everyone,


Things overheard at a Raw Seminar:

Nasty...no Smasty..Nasty..no no my name is Smasty.

I'll give you $20 if you eat this glazed donut.

Has anyone seen my blender blades?

David Wolfe is so yesterday.

"Supersize Me" genius my friend ,genius.

Oh look it's Oprah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at that guy in the corner with a bottle of Cotes du Rhone and a banana...it's freakin Monkeyboy.........stupid Connecticut preppie.

raw..no not raw...raw...not raw..shut the @#$n up.

May God bless our dehydrators.

Wow... I never thought you could do that with a .........

[Ptrish In Tennessee]

hi MB,

too funny :D i know i asked this before.... but where in CT? i'm a transplanted yankee (lol rawyankee....hmmm great name... wish i thought of that before) born and raised in CT.... and "ripple"? you can do better than that, no? :)

ptrish

[Rawist]

I wouldn't take any amount of money to eat a glazed donut. Don't use blenders. David Wolfe and the other speakers are only so-so. I'm not much into movies, I like live events. No dehydrators. :D :o ;)

Rich

[monkeyboy]

Yo Richie Rich,

I'm not worthy!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Peace,

M.B.

[Rawist]

You may not be.

[Curtis]

rofl,
well I for one bow to his one liners :D

[caramba]

ROFL!!!! Too funny...

[Olive]

Thanks monkeyboy . . . I started giggling at the thought of raw foodists daring or betting each other to eat junk food! I'll give ya $50 if you eat this fried twinkie!

[Sharon in Colorado]

Here are some more...

"don't eat fruit, it's pure sugar in your body"

"you need to eat fruit for your good carbs...eat all you want"

"juicing is bad for you"

"juicing is good for you"

"you must have distilled water...it's the best & cleanest"

"distilled water will leach the minerals out of your body"

"you don't need any water if you are eating enough water-rich foods"

"I only drink my own urine"

"that's disgusting and a waste product"

"I put it on my zit and it dissapeared in 3 days"

"I need a good salad dressing recipe"

"how long do I dehydrate xx for?"

"where do you get your protein?"

"Oh look there's David Wolfe, the big celebrity"

"I'll give you $20 if you cut off one of his dreadlocks"

[monkeyboy]

Hi Everyone,

A few more things overheard at a raw seminar:


It's quite tasty and it really helped my rash

So you really read all the posts regarding Misslinda's B.M.

Richard Simmons?.......how dare you insult Juliano

Look.... the guy from the fruit growers lobby giving backrubs

Wow.....my first martini in 6 months...I'll have another


Peace,

M.B.

[VeggieGirl]

Monkey Boy is on a roll! Keep it coming! LMAO :D

VeggieGirl

[Sharon in Colorado]

Richard Simmons?.......how dare you insult Juliano



You nut, Richard can give Juliano a good lesson in athletic apparel

[FEELIN'GOOD]

Great Monkey Boy! I really enjoyed that!

Sharon, I agree with you on the apparel idea- where does Juilano get those outfits? YIKES! I'm imbarressed to let my SAD friends look through his book because they think I am taking advice from a loonie! :eek:

[Sharon in Colorado]

I wonder what Richard Simmons, Juliano and David Wolfe would look like if they all switched around clothes and hair-styles.

Oh, here's some more:

"Hmmm...this looks yummy, is this Master Cleanser Lemonade? Doesn't smell like it..."

"No, wait!"