Shivananda
03-06-2006, 06:54 PM
Just look at all those delicious foods spread out over the top of screen. How does Alissa expect us to have serious conversations here when all that yummy food just sits up there trying to distract us?
I mean, OK, the FAQ button I can sort of ignore... durians aren't much to look at... but look at those avocados over New Posts. Don't they just make you want to go eat avocados all day? Or maybe Search for a banana? Or go Home to some juicy oranges?
And those huge, ripe blueberries at the top!!! They're overwhelming!!! Have you ever seen blueberries that looked so good??? Or so enormous?
OK, OK, I get it. It's all brain washing, mind control, behavioral programming. She's probably the stooge of some giant international produce cartel that wants to turn us all into fresh produce junkies!
But I don't care. I can't stand it any more. I want something to eattttt!!!!!! And I want it now!!!! Give me that grapefruit!!!!
Oh, that's the calendar...
I mean, OK, the FAQ button I can sort of ignore... durians aren't much to look at... but look at those avocados over New Posts. Don't they just make you want to go eat avocados all day? Or maybe Search for a banana? Or go Home to some juicy oranges?
And those huge, ripe blueberries at the top!!! They're overwhelming!!! Have you ever seen blueberries that looked so good??? Or so enormous?
OK, OK, I get it. It's all brain washing, mind control, behavioral programming. She's probably the stooge of some giant international produce cartel that wants to turn us all into fresh produce junkies!
But I don't care. I can't stand it any more. I want something to eattttt!!!!!! And I want it now!!!! Give me that grapefruit!!!!
Oh, that's the calendar...